Saturday May 23th, I was at home, and it was quiet and eerie; there was no electricity. When I opened the main door, a folded sheet of paper fell off from the slit between the door frame and the shutter where it had been stuck. I picked and opened it to realize it was my first electricity bill, the connection being recent.
There were a number of disturbing issues with the bill. First,
the name I gave was far from the name on the bill. It took my number to believe
the bill was meant for me. The quality of the paper and the print on it lacked
any glint of attraction. Everything was just basic. Somewhere in my head, there
is the belief that “anyone who doesn’t exude quality in minor issues would not deliver
quality in the primary services he provides. The image of any individual, group
or organization is always seen in its correspondences. From the bill, I came to
the conclusion that what the Federal Government had done on the power sector wasn’t
privatization, but legalization of criminality.
There was a fix
charge of N775.00 to be paid with or without electricity consumed. The implication
is that if one should travel out of town for months and switches off the supply
to the house, on return, he would still pay this amount, multiplied by the
number of months he has been away. Besides the cheating, the implication is
that the power situation would never improve. Since there would be money to be
made, with or without the provision of service, and the service provider could
go to sleep. And sleeping is what the power authorities had been doing since
the privatization.
There was the actual bill which amounted to N1993.25. This,
also, is a bill for service not provided. Throughout the month of April, whose
bill the figure represented, electricity came once in a while and when it does,
it hardly lasts for more than an hour and half. To me, the figure represented the
highest level of institutionalized criminality. Since there was no meter on
which the reading was based, how did they come about the fraction of a naira (0.25),
when they should have given a round figure? It means that somebody sat and
wrote the figure, adding that fraction to make it look real. Just imagine the hangdog
look on the face of the staffer at the time of writing the figure.
Then there was VAT charges of N94.92 that brought the total
to N2, 863.17.
Since the electricity hardly lasted for more than an hour
and half, I would try to do many things within the short period I knew it was
going to last, like typing my manuscripts, ironing my clothes, charging my
phone, etc. In the many days in-between the power supply, I would have to go
around, looking for where to type, charge, hot-iron my wears, etc. It is usually
my worst moment: going to bear parlors, barbing salons, or houses with NESCO
electricity supply to use their sources of power supply.
The result of the electric power situation is the reason why
I end up losing browsing data in my modem, TV subs I had paid for, buying fuel
for my electric power generator … These are, actually, loses that should be
paid for by the power authorities, but we all know the situation.
There are rumors that during the privatization exercise
government officials had actually sold out the companies to themselves, friends,
and family members. There is every reason to believe this. Nobody protects a
client he intends to exploit.
Sixteen years, “reforming” the power sector without any
progress, but regression, is very disturbing. The incoming government must look
into this issue and ensure there is sanity in the sector.