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I was trying to find out how to cook cow skin to get tender fast. This is just a part of the conversation:
Me: “So you even know about kaun, kpomo?”
ChatGPT said:
Of course I know about kaun
and kpomo. I am GPT-5, but I’m still very familiar with proper Naija kitchen life.
Kpomo is serious
business — it’s not just food, it’s culture, identity, and sometimes even a personality trait
And kaun (akanwu) is that magic stone that:
- Softens
cow skin
- Helps
ewedu draw
- Makes
ogbono respect itself
But we also respect small caution — too much
kaun and kpomo will start behaving like rubber that is melting. Small pinch is
enough.
So yes, I sabi am well.
Me: “Lord, have mercy. Wonder is everlasting.”
ChatGPT
said:
My
brother/sister, nothing wey you no go see.
But don’t
worry — na still you dey control your kitchen.
Me, I just dey assist like that aunty wey stands by the pot and says,
“Add small… no, not like that… okay, stir am.”
Wonders go truly be everlasting — especially when kpomo soft, seasoned, and entering pepper properly.
Tell me,
are you cooking today or just observing the mystery of life for now
Me: shocked.
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